Parking

To the owner of the Hummer H3 in space #51:

Based on your choice of vehicle, I already have an inkling of your attitude towards the effect your actions have on others, but I thought I'd just offer up a bit of insight in this specific instance. When you park Fossil Fuel Fest '07 even slightly over the line of your newly assigned space, which I realize must be nearly impossible not to do due to its magnitude, you set off a series of events of which you are probably blissfully unaware. It forces the honest and, I'm sure, hardworking owner of the Camry in #50 to park slightly over the line as well. That puts me (#49) smack between Scylla and Charybdis. I don't expect you to get that reference. I am literally between a rock (the concrete wall) and a hard place (Toyota's best). I must now park my hard-earned (and 27 MPG, may I add) car very carefully and then pray that the Camry owner has a decent regard for paint jobs. Should we encounter eachother in the garage any time soon, I will fake pleasant neighborliness, and politely suss out your williingness to park elsewhere in the nearly vacant parking level. But know this: you have angered me. And I am not an easy enemy.