Cheap Asses

I bought a ticket to "Giselle" at the Atlanta Ballet yesterday evening ($15 for ticket, $10 for ticketmaster) then heard on the shitty NPR station (Shitty = 91.1 during the commute, 99.5 the rest of the time) that they're dancing to canned music. Ballet Karaoke. Am I homesick and bitter? Yes. But this demonstrates that this town (note deliberate use of 'town') sucks by any objective measure.