A list of things I discovered this morning that I had done last night while drunk:
-shattered a drinking glass on the floor
-removed two out of five tea light candles from their holder and threw them away
-baked one slice-and-bake chocolate chip cookie, wrapped it in foil, and put it in the fridge
Who knows what else went down during my midweek waltz with booze; I should really check my phone log and make sure I didn't do something foolish there.
This is why I'm not Olivia de Haviland's PA.
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